We may be surrounded by some greater reality, to which we are oblivious. And even if we could somehow perceive it in some entirely new way, it is extremely doubtful we would be able to comprehend what...
Wayside School is falling down, my
SENATOR HALTINGS: Excuse me, did you just say Dr. Crumbly is a vet?
Instead, they called her a name. They called her a genius. And even though it really didn’t explain anything, everybody considered it a satisfactory explanation.And that way, nobody ever had to really...
He understood it when other kids were mean to him. It didn't bother him. He simply hated them. As long as he hated them, it didn't matter what they thought of him.
Right before a person freezes to death, he suddenly feels nice and warm.
Offering you a hundred and eighty dollars, pure profit, and no worries.
You know what? I’m not going to describe anybody else as elderly. Let’s just say that if you take my age and double it, I would still have been the youngest person in the room, by a lot.
Twenty-five Percent Slam
Sometimes people can learn a lot about each other just by sitting in silence.
Okay, you were probably taught there are five senses, he said. We see, hear, touch, smell and taste. But how do we know those are the only five? What are the senses that we don't have? What are we fai...
If Stanley and his father weren't always hopeful, then it wouldn't hurt so much every time their hopes were crushed
I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.
He gave it all to charity, said my father. Diabetes research, I can understand that. But cancer research? He didn’t even have cancer!
He didn’t want her to know that he didn’t understand, but what he didn’t realize was that she didn’t understand either, so that if he had just told her he didn’t understand, she would have understood,...
Zero wasnt worried, When you spend your whole life living in a shole, he said, the only way you can go is up.
You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.
When you spend your whole life living in a hole, he said, the only way you can go is up.
Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.
There are two elevators. One is blue. One is red. When you want to go up, you take the blue elevator. When you want to go down, you take the red elevator. It’s that simple. It can’t go wrong! The blue...