“ A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good. Lois Greiman
“ You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father. Lois Greiman
“ Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops. Lois Greiman
“ He looked from His heavens and saw it was good, the toes and the crows all looked like they should. The bunny was quick, the finch bright as a daisy, the owl flew at night, and the tortoise was lazy. Lois Greiman
“ In the beginning God made the seas, the mountains, the heavens, and buffalo knees. He made lilies, and dew drops, and snail shells, and roses, and dippers, and yappers, and snappers, and noses. Lois Greiman
“ Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. Lois Greiman
