“ You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing. Lois Greiman
“ A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system. Lois Greiman
“ Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier. Lois Greiman
“ If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong. Lois Greiman
“ There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls. Lois Greiman
“ I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear. Lois Greiman
“ If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift. Lois Greiman
“ If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago. Lois Greiman
