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A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.

Lisa Kleypas

A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.

Tags: oral sex

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About Lisa Kleypas

Lisa Kleypas (born November 5, 1964 in Temple, Texas) is an American author of historical and contemporary romance novels. In 1985, she was named Miss Massachusetts 1985 and competed in the Miss America 1986 pageant in Atlantic City.