Know why PMS is called PMS? Don’t you dare, she threatened. Only women can tell PMS jokes. Because ‘mad cow disease’ was already taken.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
The happiness which brings enduring worth to life is not the superficial happiness that is dependent on circumstances. It is the happiness and contentment that fills the soul even in the midst of the...
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.
Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to list.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
The richest man is he who lives simply but has an abundance of love and kindness to give away.
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.