You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, I’d canonize you. The Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Formal education and current position can define your worthiness. What makes you extraordinary is defined by your attitude towards others.
When you are at your lowest God is getting ready to take you to your highest.
No offense but a seller will say whatever it takes to sell a product but if you sum it up, it comes down to hard work.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.