I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact.
After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
The intelligence we will create from the reverse-engineering of the brain will have access to its own source code and will be able to rapidly improve itself in an accelerating iterative design cycle....
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
You were born to be amazing.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.