My wife thinks I think I’m such hot stuff. She’s wrong. I don’t think I’m such hot stuff.
No art is possible without a dance with death, he wrote. The
No names have been changed in order to protect the innocent since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.
She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon].
The television cameras dollied and panned about him like curious, friendly dinosaurs, sniffing and peering.
They went Indian file. First came the scouts, clever, graceful, quiet. They had rifles. Next came the antitank gunner, clumsy and dense, warning Germans away with a Colt .45 automatic in one hand and...
Truly great poems never do, somehow.
Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut?
The human condition can be summed up in just one word, and this is the word: Embarrassment.
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
The row was actually about everything in creation, but it had for its subject of the moment the boy's mustache.
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears.
Jones wasn’t completely crazy. The dismaying thing about the classic totalitarian mind is that any given gear, though mutilated, will have at its circumference unbroken sequences of teeth that are imm...
There’s something about war that brings out greatness. I
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth," the long out-of-print science fiction writer went on.
I thought the worst of everyone.
The 2 prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.As the tag line of my favorite dirty joke would have it: "Keep your hat on. We could wind up miles from here.
As for national greatness: It is probably true that all nations are great and even holy at the time of death. The Biafrans had never fought before. They fought well this time. They will never fight ag...
Better to be nothing than a blind doorman at the head of civilization’s parade. And
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