Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. It is so extraordinarily full of magic, and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it makes such a difference.
Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut?
They went Indian file. First came the scouts, clever, graceful, quiet. They had rifles. Next came the antitank gunner, clumsy and dense, warning Germans away with a Colt .45 automatic in one hand and...
The things other people have put into my head, at any rate, do not fit together nicely, are often useless and ugly, are out of proportion with one another, are out of proportion with life as it really...
She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon].
No names have been changed in order to protect the innocent since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.
We Humanists behave as well as we can, without any expectation of rewards or punishments in an Afterlife. We serve as best we can the only abstraction with which we have any real familiarity, which is...
The row was actually about everything in creation, but it had for its subject of the moment the boy's mustache.
The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent.
Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician.
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
The human condition can be summed up in just one word, and this is the word: Embarrassment.
Vi rendete conto che tutta la grande letteratura - Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, Addio alle armi, La lettera scarlatta, Il segno rosso del coraggio, l' Iliade e l' Odissea, Delitto e castigo, la Bibbia...
There’s something about war that brings out greatness. I
No art is possible without a dance with death, he wrote. The
If you find your life tangled up with somebody else’s life for no very logical reasons, writes Bokonon, that person may be a member of your karass. At another
I wonder about turtles.
Did that really happen? said Maggie White. She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and wanted to fill her up with babies right away. She hadn’t had even o...
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today.