I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of the Perpetual Astonishment
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
What makes so many Americans proud of their ignorance? They act as though their ignorance somehow made them charming.
Real people don’t make their livings that way any more. Those three romantics out there make as much sense as Marie Antoinette and her milkmaids. When the bankruptcy proceedings begin – in a week, a m...
Be warned: If you allow yourself to see dignity in someone, you have doomed yourself to wanting to understand and help whoever it is.If you see dignity in anything, in fact--it doesn't have to be huma...
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I kno...
My God, what have they done to you? This isn't a man, it's a broken kite.
It's embarrassing to be human.
I thought the worst of everyone.
You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed.
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
Когда я загнал свой космический корабль в хроно-синкластический инфундибулум, меня мгновенно озарило сознание, что все когда-либо бывшее пребудет вечно. а все, что будет, существовало испокон веков.
There’s something about war that brings out greatness. I
The second hand on my watch would twitch once, and a year would pass, and then it would twitch again.
Rented a tent, a tent, a tent; Rented a tent, a tent, a tent. Rented a tent! Rented a tent! Rented a, rented a tent.
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
Life is divided up into phases, he said. Each one is very different from the others, and you have to be able to recognize what is expected of you in each phase. That’s the secret of successful living.
It might make me seem more human at this point, which is to say more sympathetic, if I were to declare that I itched and blinked and nearly swooned with a feeling of unreality. Sorry. Not so. I confes...
Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician.