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Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?

Kresley Cole

Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?

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About Kresley Cole

Kresley Cole is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of paranormal romance and young adult novels. She has received three Romance Writers of America (RWA) RITA Awards and was inducted into the RWA Hall of Fame in 2009.