Not complaining. I’m lobbying. It’s this whole other word.>
Maple-flavored whale shit.
You will need to make an effort to appear a little less scruffy.
You can’t put your fist through a man’s wood and expect him to forgive and
When you're driving, you don't focus on everything at once, but you have peripheral awareness of it, right? You focus on what you need to at any given moment, whether it's the car in front of you, the...
When in a fight for your life, you never, ever fight fairly. Honor and sportsmanship are wonderful in games that don’t matter, but it’s the honorable guys who always die in real battles.
When in a fight for your life, you never, ever fight fairly. Honor and sportsmanship are wonderful in games that don’t matter, but it’s the honorable guys who always die in real battles. When there’s...
Vampires inspire screams, not squees.
There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they will die for an idea or for the safety of loved ones back home. But there are also pe...
Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.
The future always waits until the present to reveal its plans. But the past can clarify our goals for us sometimes, help us say good-bye to those we haven’t let go, even realize that we need to change...
The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory output.' 'I continued to lecture a bit more, to disguise the fact that I was getting my ass h...
The allure of unthinking animal bliss is powerful; it always calls to us, in the same way as the edge of a cliff or the waves of the ocean: Jump. It is a necessary part of our natures, full of delight...
Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.
Sometimes I forget what I look like and I do something out of character, such as sing shepherd tunes in Aramaic while I’m waiting in line at Starbucks, but the nice bit about living in urban America i...
Saint Lassie smiles upon me! It's Coyote, with a bag of goodies.
Ragnarok will begin in the next few days, and it won’t end well for anyone, because apocalypses tend not to include happy endings.
Pastafarians
Oi! Pay first, then run away screaming if you want!
Now, ye know right well I’m in favor of solving problems through stomping on nuts, but the first rule to follow—the one ye didn’t remember—is not to stomp on your own.