Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The same should be true of gods. As we are subject to law and order, they should be a...
I’m totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italia...
It was a statement that begged to be corrected, a favorite stratagem of mine to keep people talking. Say something a person knows to be wrong and very few will be able to contain the inner pedant who...
It is a catalyst for suicide and untold other acts of selfishness and stupidity. I cannot think of a more poisonous emotion.
Iron can be bent to your will, if your will is stronger than the iron. But
Ihave never thought that winds howled so much as moaned. My imagination gives them reasons: They moan because they’re weary of their never-ending journey around the globe and are haunted by what they’...
If you still want to tell him you’re sorry tomorrow or a hundred years from now, you’re going to get that chance. Because you’re going to be around. And maybe when you say it there will be forgiveness...
I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,
I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do lose bladder control as well. I see. And who is this author Neil Fucking Gaim...
I think my instinctive rejection of judgment comes from meeting too many people who say on the one hand that their chosen deity shall judge us all but then they judge me anyway, rather than leaving it...
I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99
I dislike guilt, the Morrigan said. It is regret and recrimination and despair over that which cannot be changed. It is like eating ashes for breakfast. It is the whip that clerics use on the laity, m...
I come to dungeon for good time—which maybe is problem, I admit—but I get bad time instead.
He thought in silence before answering. I don’t think loneliness is a thing that can be borne: it’s so heavy and crushing for something that is essentially emptiness. It’s like being trapped beneath a...
He could focus my attention on how perfectly sublime life can be at times. Such moments are ephemeral, and without his guidance I might have missed many of them, working so hard to get somewhere that...
Giving a witch your body fluids is akin to slicing off a choice cut of your buttocks and offering it to a werewolf.
Fucking H! the vampire shouted, shaking his free left fist. He enunciated the g very clearly and projected his voice from his diaphragm, like a trained opera singer. It’s fuckin’ A, not H, but yeah, L...
Flidais nods in approval. Respect for life. Good.I want to ask where her respect for life is, why she thinks it is all right to treat animals like puppets and force me to kill one of them in some sort...
Exactly! Two years ago I thought I’d never escape Tatooine and I complained about everything. I grimaced at the memory of how I’d behaved. I’d definitely have some things to tell that kid now. And the...
Don’t hate the Meat Lord, Atticus. Just offer him steak sauce and words of praise.