“ They need to get a good PR guy. What’s a PR guy? They’re kind of like the old Greek sophists who played with words until you believed up was down. PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile o… Kevin Hearne
“ There ye go again, my archdruid said. Using your colon instead of yer brain. Ye believe yer thinkin’ because yer workin’ hard, but all yer doin’ is squeezin’ out shit. Kevin Hearne
“ The witch obviously wanted my help with something, and I could only assume that she wanted a new body to inhabit. But I didn’t have any of those currently in stock, and bodies were one of the few thin… Kevin Hearne
“ That was it. Owen grabbed his arm, yanked it toward him, and head-butted the punk. He went down with a yelp and Owen stood up, kicking his chair away behind him. Respect your elders, lad!The inn got q… Kevin Hearne
“ Some o’ the words in this book might not be immediately pronounceable for some readers because they have foreign origins. Heck, I needed help myself. But I like learning new words and how to say them,… Kevin Hearne
“ Shared knowledge can weigh heavy in the scales of power, he replied, and I have seen the truth of it since. Controlling what you want shared is always the issue, and writing down nothing is the most e… Kevin Hearne
“ Sensei? she asked. Yes? Why are you always leaving about halfway through a workout to give Oberon a snack? What? Well, he’s a good dog. Granted, but he’s a good dog all the time, and the only times… Kevin Hearne
“ People today think ancient Egypt was ineffably cool. I blame this misconception on hieroglyphics and (to a lesser extent) on the Bangles. Kevin Hearne
“ People do that—cling to their past because it’s the only thing they consider safe. Trying something new or just accepting it turns their livers into jelly. But that’s a load of bollocks. Ye take the n… Kevin Hearne
“ Pardon me, is this some kind of social experiment? You want me to get a hundred and forty-four Samoans and cram them into your cabin with a case of whiskey? Kevin Hearne
“ Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!> Kevin Hearne
“ Oberon perked up, Awesome! I've never seen a base model elf before! But they come with bonus dudes? Kevin Hearne
“ Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation. Kevin Hearne
“ Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk, I explained to them. U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it. Kevin Hearne
“ Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a simple slogan: Die angry at maximum volume. (Dying silently is out of the q… Kevin Hearne
“ King Arthur’s story was pulled almost entirely out of Geoffrey of Monmouth’s ass. There were about six hundred fifty years separating the events themselves and the first written account of them that s… Kevin Hearne
