For all its manifold beauties, the world is never so fine once someone you love leaves it; instead, there is only the bleak prospect of loneliness and might-have-beens.
Everybody’s makin’ too much money off oil and coal and buyin’ congressmen with it to make sure it stays that way.
Celibacy is a terrible idea, adhered to by people who hate themselves and want everyone else to do the same. You should do what you want to do, you know.
At that point Daddy took them to a cemetery and said, Here, kids—what you need is a nice corpse snack. Clotted blood! Om nom nom!
A man’s supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before.
You can’t unchoose anyone’s choices, least of all your own. All you can do with your past is try to grow out of it. Darren
Wooden plaque hangs from a nail, reading THE MASTER IS OUT, and I shake my head and flip it around. The other side also says THE MASTER IS OUT.
The universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility. You
Rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where every sunrise shows me how to be more than what I was yesterday, and I need not wander to feel the wonder of...
Chased by Polish curses that seemed to Doppler-shift bizarrely into Never Gonna Give You Up, and after I thought of it I couldn’t believe I’d just rickrolled myself.
Archdruid used to say. Get out of the way, get underneath some shelter, or give it some reason to change its mind about falling on you. Then he threw a pissed-off rooster at me. I had
Along. I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finger. We are all needy, all vulnerable, all ter...
You build and do not destroy; you sow goodwill and reap it; smiles bloom in the wake of your passing, and I will keep your kindness in trust and share it as occasion arises, so that your life will be...
When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can't be my fault, can it?
When Kevin Costner asks his dad at the end if he’d like to have a catch, I just completely lose my shit. Any guy who doesn’t is either in mixed company when he sees it or was blessed with an unusually...
What I'd truly been avoiding was love, the strongest binding there is, and the pain that scrapes at your insides when the bond is forcefully broken.
What I should be doing was the same thing everyone should be doing: enjoying the blessings I have while I have them, instead of worrying that one day they will be gone.
Well, when you’re rockin’ out with the Crüe, it’s like a religious experience, dude.
We would smile the radiant smiles of actors in fast-food commercials, merrily chuckling as we ate enough grease to make our hearts explode like meat grenades.
We want somebody to rescue us from other people. From talking to them, I mean, or from the burden of giving a damn about what they say. We don’t want to be polite and stifle our farts, now, do we? We...
