Some while later Mekera found me, her face shining with joy. Fiyori gave me her phone number! You know what this means? She likes you. No! I mean yes, but it means I need to get a phone!
Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping ~ Oberon
Science cannot close the fist of reason around the miracle of consciousness any more than I can turn my sword into a light saber.
Saoirse, I
Pick a system—any system, legal or ecclesiastical—and you’ll start to wonder at how anyone could think it was fair. And then you’ll realize it was never meant to be fair but rather was intended to pro...
Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.
Peradventure
Our minds are all that defend us from the horror of the void. The majority of the time we simply think about something-anything-else, and that itself is an act of defiance against the vast nothing of...
Oh sweet kraken tits.
Occasionally I am smitten with an acute case of Smug. It can happen to anyone, but it happens most often to people who think they’ve been especially clever.
My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head when you’re not looking and then point at one another when you turn around.
Manannan’s door-cum-portal
It’s going to be fine as long as you don’t get killed.
It was safe and everything smelled good and tasted delicious, and those things are the fundamental building blocks of a great day.
It tore me away from a nightmare where I was trying to teach high school science to a room full of creationists, so I was mightily relieved to see the Chooser of the Slain.
It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name. Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s the name of one of your files? One of my largest, unfortunately.
It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name. Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s the name of one of your files? One of my largest, unfortunately. But I have it broken do...
Is monstrous fuckpuddle,' Perun asserted, and everyone turned to stare at him with equal parts amusement and bemusement. 'What? Is this not English word?' I suggested that if it wasn't a word, it shou...
In the pattern of the curdling cheese she divined the future, the complex patterns revealing truth to her far more clearly than my wands ever could.
If you've got some hopelessly over matched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Ne...