I think—and it is something I have thought about for a while—that there is a measure of heroism in providing safe harbor. Not actively saving anyone so much as providing the space for them to save the...
I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings, so that I become practically invisible when I remain still. People can see...
I lost somebody I loved, she whispered. I know that doesn’t make me special. Happens to everyone. She made me feel special, though, more than anyone else I’d met in five hundred years. She wiped at th...
I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.
I have dinner for the whole crew at Mitchell Park in Tempe right now. Bring the truck.… Yes, there is enough for everybody, trust me. See you there. Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks...
I find the college children delightful. I would like to have a drink with them too. No, Leif, you want to drink of them, and they can sense that subconsciously
I don’t know what it is about Ackbar that tends to quash arguments. He has a kind of moist charisma, I guess, that no one wants to challenge. I know I don’t want to dispute him, anyway.
I beamed at him. You’re my favorite sea god, you know. Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin’ as ye promised.
I almost ask her, Short or tall? but catch myself just in time. She’s an Irish goddess. If I give her a tiny glass of beer she will hurt me.
How can one freeze and put their hands above their head at the same time? Do they teach cops to shout contradictory instructions at suspects at the academy for some sinister purpose? If I obeyed one c...
Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.
He’s the father of modern empiricism, or the scientific method. Before he came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the othe...
He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, Have you changed your mind about Thor? Um … no, I said, and he promptly hung
Guilt ferrets are bastards.
Druids can’t jump. Without
Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed
But people who truly want to shed blood will find a way to shed it, just as people who wish to do good will find a way to be a benediction to their neighbors. Building and growing are so much harder t...
When a soul turns as black as Black World, these old spirits find them a comfortin’ touch of home, and if they’re called to move in, they will. That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meane...
Rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where every sunrise shows me how to be more than what I was yesterday, and I need not wander to feel the wonder of...
You're going to need a dann big can of big spray! Or maybe a rocket-propelled grenade. I have one in the garage, you want it?