We don’t need to play her witch’s games. They always want to get you and your little dog, too.>
We arrived someplace where the ground was as blue as the sky. Startled by our sudden appearance, blue pheasants erupted out of the blue grass and shat blue shit.
War always takes your life, sometimes not all at once.
To seek absolution from humanity would be to seek my own folly. One may speak of forgiveness here, and another may actually mean it there, but legions remain who would condemn a starving man to amputa...
The Álfar took out thirty dark elves? Oh. Well, they’re very welcome. I’ll send them some fine Irish whiskey as soon as possible, if you’ll be so kind as to deliver it to them. Because if someone save...
The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.
That would be me, I said. Good afternoon, gentlemen. Is this a joke? I beg your pardon? the older fellow inquired politely, a faint smile on his narrow face. He sounded like an English butler. You kno...
Thank the Gods Below for paranoia. I classified it as a survival skill rather than a neurotic condition.
Tasmania doesn’t think we can wait, and I’m on board with the idea. I’m thinking these new Druids will be Gaia’s healers above all else, fighting centuries of humans turning everything to shite. I won...
Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping ~ Oberon
Saoirse, I
Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.
Peradventure
Pain fades, but freedom is an enduring joy.
Occasionally I am smitten with an acute case of Smug. It can happen to anyone, but it happens most often to people who think they’ve been especially clever.
My dad's idea of bonding was throwing me in the tar pits to teach me a lesson, though I'm not sure what the lesson was, except to stay the hell away from Da.
Just blast everything and fly a fast ship. And bring a Wookiee. Works for me.
It’s going to be fine as long as you don’t get killed.
Is monstrous fuckpuddle,' Perun asserted, and everyone turned to stare at him with equal parts amusement and bemusement. 'What? Is this not English word?' I suggested that if it wasn't a word, it shou...
If you've got some hopelessly over matched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Ne...