We should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowls.
We read all those stale histories in school, you know, and I don’t doubt that they scrubbed away a whole lot of blood and pain. Countless tragedies happening to families like ours, all reduced to a se...
We arrived someplace where the ground was as blue as the sky. Startled by our sudden appearance, blue pheasants erupted out of the blue grass and shat blue shit.
To seek absolution from humanity would be to seek my own folly. One may speak of forgiveness here, and another may actually mean it there, but legions remain who would condemn a starving man to amputa...
They were lounging, in fact, in an almost ostentatious manner, as if to say to passersby like myself, Look uponst my exquisite lounging, foolish mortal, and mourn that you will never lounge with such...
There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius. It invariably goes like this: Someone shrugs off the weight of his cult...
The Álfar took out thirty dark elves? Oh. Well, they’re very welcome. I’ll send them some fine Irish whiskey as soon as possible, if you’ll be so kind as to deliver it to them. Because if someone save...
The smallest sprout shows there is really no death, / And if ever there was it led forward life … / All goes onward and outward, nothing collapses, / And to die is different from what any one supposed...
That light source is lava. A bit more dangerous than those fancy twisty light bulbs ye see these days
Sophie Betsuie lost her composure and returned to the hogan, crying. She was beating herself up with a club made out of the words if only, and I knew what it felt like. If only I hadn’t done this. If...
Some while later Mekera found me, her face shining with joy. Fiyori gave me her phone number! You know what this means? She likes you. No! I mean yes, but it means I need to get a phone!
So this means you're spoiling me right?Can't Help it. You're the best hound ever.Oberon's tail thumped a few times and his mouth partially opened, seeming to smile at me.
So in a sense it’s we with faith who create gods, not the gods who create us. And, if that’s the case, then it’s we who created the universe.
Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping ~ Oberon
Sexual repression is conduct unbecoming a Celt. I shrugged. Better that than having to deal with guilt ferrets.
Science cannot close the fist of reason around the miracle of consciousness any more than I can turn my sword into a light saber.
Occasionally I am smitten with an acute case of Smug. It can happen to anyone, but it happens most often to people who think they’ve been especially clever.
My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head when you’re not looking and then point at one another when you turn around.
My God, Atticus, you look like you had an orgy with egg yolks and orange juice. We might need a loofah, I admitted. Dare I ask what happened? An Olympian exploded on us and it was yucky.
It was safe and everything smelled good and tasted delicious, and those things are the fundamental building blocks of a great day.
