If you don’t give people a conventional path to power, they will seek out their own unconventional path.
If it pleases me, then it is good and I want more; If it displeases me, then it must be destroyed as soon as possible, but preferably in a way that enhances my reputation so that I can achieve immorta...
If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do that.
I lost somebody I loved, she whispered. I know that doesn’t make me special. Happens to everyone. She made me feel special, though, more than anyone else I’d met in five hundred years. She wiped at th...
I hurt in places I didn’t know were places.
I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.
I have dinner for the whole crew at Mitchell Park in Tempe right now. Bring the truck.… Yes, there is enough for everybody, trust me. See you there. Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks...
I had privately changed This, too, shall pass into You, too, shall die, and it helped me avoid all sorts of conflict.
I find the college children delightful. I would like to have a drink with them too. No, Leif, you want to drink of them, and they can sense that subconsciously
Grody is in the eye of the beholder.
Did you just say Ragnarok is poppycock?
Demons smell like ass—nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority.
But people who truly want to shed blood will find a way to shed it, just as people who wish to do good will find a way to be a benediction to their neighbors. Building and growing are so much harder t...
Bacon is the way and the truth.
At this point we hated each other as much as it was possible for two Irishmen to do-and that's quite a bit.
The universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility. You
Rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where every sunrise shows me how to be more than what I was yesterday, and I need not wander to feel the wonder of...
Landed on my chest and stuck its proboscis
For now, bread and mead call us, appetites whetted, to witness what I have been nursing, encased in iron, licked by flame, and tended with relish.
Archdruid used to say. Get out of the way, get underneath some shelter, or give it some reason to change its mind about falling on you. Then he threw a pissed-off rooster at me. I had