I almost ask her, Short or tall? but catch myself just in time. She’s an Irish goddess. If I give her a tiny glass of beer she will hurt me.
Horns honked in our wake, and people stomped on their brakes at the sight of a black Mustang being pursued by an airborne chariot.
He’s the father of modern empiricism, or the scientific method. Before he came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the othe...
Gods blast it, I was asking ye where you shite in the city, not where I should do it! I might have said that a bit too loudly, because people on the sidewalk look at me out of the corners of their eye...
For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity,
For all its manifold beauties, the world is never so fine once someone you love leaves it; instead, there is only the bleak prospect of loneliness and might-have-beens.
Everybody’s makin’ too much money off oil and coal and buyin’ congressmen with it to make sure it stays that way.
Druids can’t jump. Without
Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed
Cry hamhock and let slip the hogs of war! - Oberon
Brewers are craftsmen to be envied, and Goibhniu is one of the finest. His daily work is easily tested and tasted, and unlike, say, one of those people who greet you in a soulless big box store, he ca...
Why shouldn’t we let him go. I can score you some Girl Scout Cookies. You can’t get Thin Mints in Poland, can you? Be serious. Samoas, then? Malina simply glared at me. All right, I said, what do you...
There has to be a way of thinking that will allow us to see nonlethal differences and celebrate them rather than point at them and judge them unworthy. For we seem to be ever running toward dystopias...
Didn’t deserve that kind of trauma. He was so tiny.>
Chased by Polish curses that seemed to Doppler-shift bizarrely into Never Gonna Give You Up, and after I thought of it I couldn’t believe I’d just rickrolled myself.
Along. I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finger. We are all needy, all vulnerable, all ter...
You ever notice the rampant child neglect going on in faery tales ~ Oberon
You build and do not destroy; you sow goodwill and reap it; smiles bloom in the wake of your passing, and I will keep your kindness in trust and share it as occasion arises, so that your life will be...
Yes. It’s our duty to remember the dead. And our duty to let them go.
When Kevin Costner asks his dad at the end if he’d like to have a catch, I just completely lose my shit. Any guy who doesn’t is either in mixed company when he sees it or was blessed with an unusually...