I beamed at him. You’re my favorite sea god, you know. Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin’ as ye promised.
I almost ask her, Short or tall? but catch myself just in time. She’s an Irish goddess. If I give her a tiny glass of beer she will hurt me.
He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, Have you changed your mind about Thor? Um … no, I said, and he promptly hung
For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity,
Bitch, he growls, immediately grasping for the world that most men do when they encounter a woman they can’t control.
Atticus, I think we're being stalked by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. First it was a Vulture adn now two giant ravens are coming our way. Oberon
What? Oberon, no. It’s not something I would think to ask. It’s not pandering! Felicity still has a part to play in this. I said at the start there would be vintage poodles. Would you just let me fi...
Excellent plan. Atticus out.
When you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through biology. Atticus
But underneath that lurked horrors, like a syphilitic dick hidden under a blanket.
You ever notice the rampant child neglect going on in faery tales ~ Oberon
You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?
Well, if that's how it happened, I don't like how Etain was never given a choice. Both Midhir and Eochaid should have been kicked in the marble bag for behaving like her hoo-ha was something they coul...
We should be building roads in and out of our own wee heads rather than erecting walls around them.
We don’t need to play her witch’s games. They always want to get you and your little dog, too.>
Vestigial remnants of hunter behavior manifests itself as douchebaggery in males when confronted with the emasculating role of modern man, where they are no longer expected to provide food, shelter, o...
Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection.
Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you.
Trees are always the cure for your modern bollocks.
Thunder gods don't hide.The Russian shrugged. I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to help people, not hurt them. Usually I help with vodka. You want some?
