Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her.
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
Good riddance to the blatantly corrupt Democratic Party!
The Democratic Party of the USA would greatly appreciate your cooperation with re-installing Mr & Mrs Pinocchio into the White House.
My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.
My advice for life: dance and sing your song while the party is still on.