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Don't be an assholeRhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: Kettle.Black.Fucking hell. Did you guys plan that out?Yeah and if you don't fight us- Hollywood bit down on the grape Tootsie Pop-we'll do it again- only with the dance moves this timeSpare me.Fine.Unless you agree to home it,we WILL rock the dance moves. To prove the point ,the moron linked his palms behind his head and started doing something obscene with his hips. Which was backed up by a series of,Uh-huh,uh-huh,ohhhh, yeeeeeeah,who's your daddy...The others looked at Rhage like he'd grown a horn in the middle of his forehead. Nothing unusual there. And Tohr knew that, in spite of this ridiculous diversion,if he didn't cave,the lot of them would crawl so far up his ass,he'd be coughing up shitkickers.Rhage wheeled around,shoved out his butt,and started slapping his moneymaker like it was bread dough.For the love of the Virgin Scribe,Z muttered put us out of this misery, and go the fuck homeSomeone else chimed in, You know, I never thought there were advantages to being blind...Or deafOr mute, somebody added

J.R. Ward

Don't be an assholeRhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: Kettle.Black.Fucking hell. Did you guys plan that out?Yeah and if you don't fight us- Hollywood bit down on the grape Tootsie Pop-we'll do it again- only with the dance moves this timeSpare me.Fine.Unless you agree to home it,we WILL rock the dance moves. To prove the point ,the moron linked his palms behind his head and started doing something obscene with his hips. Which was backed up by a series of,Uh-huh,uh-huh,ohhhh, yeeeeeeah,who's your daddy...The others looked at Rhage like he'd grown a horn in the middle of his forehead. Nothing unusual there. And Tohr knew that, in spite of this ridiculous diversion,if he didn't cave,the lot of them would crawl so far up his ass,he'd be coughing up shitkickers.Rhage wheeled around,shoved out his butt,and started slapping his moneymaker like it was bread dough.For the love of the Virgin Scribe,Z muttered put us out of this misery, and go the fuck homeSomeone else chimed in, You know, I never thought there were advantages to being blind...Or deafOr mute, somebody added

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About J.R. Ward

Jessica Rowley Pell Bird Blakemore (born April 19, 1969) is an American novelist. Under her maiden name, Jessica Bird, she writes contemporary romance novels, and as J.R. Ward, she writes paranormal romance. She is a three-time winner of the Romance Writers of America RITA Award, once as Bird for Best Short Contemporary Romance for From the First and twice as Ward for Best Paranormal Romance for Lover Revealed and Dearest Ivie, and her books have been on The New York Times Best Seller list.