There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall but to lie there and grunt is.
When a man gets talking about himself he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
Pity costs nothing and ain't worth nothing.
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself and then deliberately gets into.
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
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