There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
Pity costs nothin' and ain't worth nothin'.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you do hold well.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting things he has got.
It is the little things that fret and worry us you can dodge an elephant but not a fly.
Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself but the most inconvenient too.
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man without lowering him in his estimation and yours too.
When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice he wants and I give it to him.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
Faith is the soul riding at anchor.
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