Joseph Heller Quote

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal While others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.

Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.

Real women fight for something, other than their own emotions.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.

Love feeds on deception.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.

People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.