Jonathan Heatt Quote

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under the bare sky in smell of tears and whiskey because my apartment was empty and i...

Some waste away their lives by drinking, partying or by simply having fun and living for pleasure.

Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain, the greater part of the squalor I saw is due. Many of these vermin were obviously not foreigners—I...