“ I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Johnny Vegas
“ Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey. Kamand Kojouri
“ One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. Jim Valvano
“ Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. C. S. Lewis
“ This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Art Buchwald
“ Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended. Keith Thibodeaux
“ Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ May the love in your heart overshadow any sorrows, and may you always know with a deep inner certainty, how loved you truly are. Jodi Livon
