“ Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so poor… she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, what are ya doing? She said, Buying luggage. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! Q: How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird! Johnny B. Laughing
“ How do fireflies lose weight? A: They burn calories. *** Q: How do fleas travel? A: Itch hiking! Johnny B. Laughing
“ What animal always has money? A: Dogs. Because they always pick up cents (scents)! Johnny B. Laughing
