Q: When is a strange dog most likely to walk into your house? A: When the door is wide open!
Q: Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed!
Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing!
Target!
Toucan open up this door! Knock knock! Who’s
Tullos all your secrets!
What animal always has money? A: Dogs. Because they always pick up cents (scents)!
What dance do you do when summer is over? A: Tango (tan go)!
What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days!
Why was the bank so noisy? A: Because money talks!
Yo mama is so fat… her blood type is gravy! Yo
Yo mama is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Stan! Stan who? Don’t make me Stan outside all day!
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