Yo mama is so fat… she's got her own area code!
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Precision, speed, unambiguity, knowledge of files, continuity, discretion, unity, strict subordination, reduction of friction and of material and personal costs - these are raised to the optimum point...
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interes...
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You are worth more than what people say or think of you.
Your dreams and your imagination are the keys to ART so capture all of yours in this notebook.....