John Green Quote

Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go, I said.1. Doesn't pun on your disability, Isaac said.2. Gets blood on the first try, I said.Seriously, that is huge. I mean is this my freaking arm or a dartboard? 3. No condescending voice.How are you doing, sweetie? I asked, cloying. I'm going to stick you with a needle now. There might be a little ouchie.Is my wittle fuffywump sickywicky? he answered. Most of them are good, actually. I just want to get the hell out of this place.

John Green

Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go, I said.1. Doesn't pun on your disability, Isaac said.2. Gets blood on the first try, I said.Seriously, that is huge. I mean is this my freaking arm or a dartboard? 3. No condescending voice.How are you doing, sweetie? I asked, cloying. I'm going to stick you with a needle now. There might be a little ouchie.Is my wittle fuffywump sickywicky? he answered. Most of them are good, actually. I just want to get the hell out of this place.

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