John Green Quote
Me: Touch the cave wall.Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.Isaac: Lick the cave wall.Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?Me: Hump the moist cave wall.Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.Isaac: Not HUMP.Computer: I don't understand.Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.Computer: You attempt to ju-Me: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.Computer: I do not-Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.Computer: I do not
John Green
Me: Touch the cave wall.Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.Isaac: Lick the cave wall.Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?Me: Hump the moist cave wall.Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.Isaac: Not HUMP.Computer: I don't understand.Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.Computer: You attempt to ju-Me: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.Computer: I do not-Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.Computer: I do not