“ If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Joey Adams
“ Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' Joey Adams
“ I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car. Joey Adams
“ Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Joey Adams
