If there were a national time shortage, the malls would be empty, Netflix would be defunct, and the cable-TV companies would be bankrupt.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Success is hard, rewards are scant and the glory not always there.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
