I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.
I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
Hell's bells, irony blows.
Harry, Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, what you know about women, I could juggle.
Harry, that’s not a plan, it’s a Looney Tune.
For the first time ever, Mickey Mouse let me down.
Fear is really quite tedious. She wanted to be rid of it as soon as possible.
Didn't you read the owner's manual?? See here, missy. I've been an etheric engineer since before you were born. I think I know how to handle a lift crystal.Evidently you aren't bright enough to do so,...
Back-to-back, Bayard replied, and Grimm felt the sudden, wiry pressure of the other man's shoulders pressed against the middle of his back.I should be friends with taller people, Grimm panted.Bite you...
Now, young man. That’s no small thing,
You.... tapped that ass. Presumably it was, phat?
You need a prostate to understand, I said.
We’re all the hero of our own story.
We find Maggie, I said. We take her back. And we kill anyone who gets in the way. Susan
There's no way to know what's going to happen, Folly. But we'll blood well be on our feet when it does.
Then I drew in a breath, and my renewed will with it, lifted the rod in my right hand, murmured a phrase in a language I didn’t know, and blew the tires off his fucking truck.
The human mind isn't a terribly logical or consistent place. Most people, given the choice to face a hideous or terrifying truth or to conveniently avoid it, choose the convenience and peace of normal...
The course of history is determined not by battles, by sieges, or usurpation, but by the individuals. The strongest army is, at its most basic level, a collection of individuals. Their decisions, thei...
Susan’s fingers wandered, and her eyes sparkled. Your mouth says no, she purred, but says yes.I went up on my toes, and swallowed, trying to keep my balance and get her hand off me at the same time....
Stop learning, start dying,