Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones... Words will never, et cetera.
So there are things stacked against us, I said. What else is new?
Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?''To where they treat me like royalty,' I said.'We're going to Burger King?'I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvo...
Parkour, I panted. Bitch.
Never point a gun at anything you aren’t sure you want dead.
My office is in a building in midtown Chicago. It's an older building, and not in the best of shape, especially since there was that problem with the elevator last year. I don't care what anyone says,...
My cat walked on my face just after dawn.
Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
Life is unfair, uncaring, and painful,
Let come the forces of night! We will stand! We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, I muttered.
Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!
It's hard to think when someone's trying to kill you. We human beings aren't wired to be rational and creative when we know our lives are in danger of a swift and violent end. The body has definite id...
I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.
I grunted. It's something I picked up over a fifteen-year career in law enforcement. Men have managed to create a complex and utterly impenetrable secret language consisting of monosyllabic sounds and...
Ease off the martyr throttle.
Do you know what I think? Marcone said.You think we should shoot Nicodemus in the back at the first opportunity and let Michael dismember him.Yes.I drew my gun. Okay.
But dammit, words mean what they mean, even if everyone thinks they ought to mean something else.
Working for
Seeing a wizard cut loose can do that to