I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching--they are your family.
My wallet was getting even more anorexic than usual. At this rate I wouldn't be able to afford to protect mankind from the perils of black magic. Hells bells, that would be really embarrassing.
Sir, said the guard from behind me. I'd appreciate it if you left your club here.I paused and looked over my shoulder, He had a gun. His hand wasn't exactly resting on it, but he'd tucked his thumb in...
You're in America now, I said. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.
Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for his Junior de Sade Badge in his teaching methods for dealing with pain. We still hadn't learned, thoug...
Hell's bells, irony blows.
Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.
What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.
I don't believe in faeries!
It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it.
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.
You’re a genuine Greek god. You’re the Lord of the Underworld. And . . . you named your dog Spot?
Fear has a lot of flavors and textures. There's a sharp, silver fear that runs like lightning through your arms and legs, galvanizes you into action, power, motion. There's heavy, leaden fear that com...
Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions.
With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.
Gandalf never had this kind of problem. He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in front of the hidden Dwarf door to Moria. Remember when . . . I sighed. Sometimes my inner monologue annoys ev...
I'm not a philosopher, Harry, [Michael] said. But here's something for you to think about, at least. What goes around comes around. And sometimes you get what's coming around. He paused for a moment,...
Harry, she said quietly, I know you must be angry.I burn things to ash and smash holes in buildings when I'm angry, I said. I'm a couple of steps past that point right now.
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