Parenthood makes such sweet hypocrites of us all.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...
Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Dust is the parent of a star!
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
If we fail to instill a fixed sense of confidence in our children, we will raise handicapped children who have no handicap other than the conviction that they believe they do.
More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart – more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi – more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton.
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
