“ I like to wear dresses and skirts when I go onstage because the attitude that I have is, 'I'm so excited to introduce myself to you.' And I want to be wearing what I'd be wearing to a date or a dinner party. Jenny Slate
“ By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. Anthony Liccione
“ The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth! James Hauenstein
“ The Democratic Party of the USA would greatly appreciate your cooperation with re-installing Mr & Mrs Pinocchio into the White House. Steven Magee
“ My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. Robert Webb
