Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll ever come to terms on tastes great or less filling and...
Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car of speeding teenagers while shaking a brick at them, neve...
If someone could harness the power of my love for this dog, I swear I could singlehandedly end our nation’s dependence on foreign oil.
Looking back, my abstinence was less a function of convictions and more because I was too much of a dork to be invited to parties. One doesn’t stumble into many dens of iniquity on the way to a speech...
You wonder if Amazon sells them because if they do then that’s a sign from God, especially if there’s a Buy with One Click button and somehow there’s a cellular data connection even though you’re driv...
EBay is a fine place to unload your Prada bag when you're in a desperate situation and it's exactly what the doctor ordered when searching for a specific item, say an authentic 1965 edition of the gam...
When she gets rattled, the South really comes out. Once when Daddy tried to cancel our country club membership because he said the dues were too high, she went from zero to Atlanta burning in zero poi...
What about my Girls Gone Mild life leads you to believe I’m a body shot shy of debauchery? Is it the pearls?
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.
That which went wrong, and that which went right, would have been made easier if I were more focused on my goals.
Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people.
Point? Maybe you aren't a Carrie or a Samantha or a Charlotte or a Miranda.Maybe you're just you.
Or how about when a person publishes something along the lines of, This has been the worst day EVAH, but then gets all closed-lipped about why it’s been so bad. This is attention-seeking at its worst.
I’m not one of those folks who have to face death to live life. I
Cake loves you unconditionally.
Anyone who grew up in a household where carob passed for chocolate and apple pies were actually filled with zucchini will feel me here.
I realized I couldn't have one foot in the fiction world and one foot in the nonfiction world, which is why 'Here I Go Again' is so not me. I didn't graduate from high school in the '90s, I never list...
I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs a couple of chicks who'll break out the sangria just because you n...
I don’t want to measure my success in clicks. I don’t want my value as a person determined by retweets. When I die, I guarantee I won’t care how many Tumblr followers I’ve had. And why is anyone follo...
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.
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