Jen Lancaster Quote
Looking back, my abstinence was less a function of convictions and more because I was too much of a dork to be invited to parties. One doesn’t stumble into many dens of iniquity on the way to a speech meet. Let’s be real here. I’d have snorted rails off a hooker’s ass if a preppy guy named Kip or Trip or Chip handed me the straw.
Jen Lancaster
Looking back, my abstinence was less a function of convictions and more because I was too much of a dork to be invited to parties. One doesn’t stumble into many dens of iniquity on the way to a speech meet. Let’s be real here. I’d have snorted rails off a hooker’s ass if a preppy guy named Kip or Trip or Chip handed me the straw.
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About Jen Lancaster
Lancaster was an associate vice president for a technology company prior to being laid off after 9/11. Being laid off, and her adaptation to being unemployed, became the subject matter for her blog and, later, her books.
Lancaster was raised in Indiana and now resides in Chicago, Illinois with her husband, Fletch, and their many pets. She is an alumna of Purdue University. She is known for her humor and rampant narcissism which is mentioned in her books.