Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun?
It is always healthy to be honest.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
I can sense your love,why leave me in darkness?Beguile me for your amusement,stealing my soul without kisses. You are the sun and I, the moon. Your beauty is reflected in my eyes.When we are apart, I...
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
art is risk made visible
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.