There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
Do you think the penis ever gets tired?Whose?Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!
Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...
People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: ‘Ugh, that one’s the strongest and has the biggest club. I’ll shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.’...
Do you remember the first time we made love? He touched his lips to hers as he said it. We rode up in the elevator like this and couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't get to each other quic...
You have heard the expression 'love is blind' I think it's bullshit. Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But love clears the vision. You see better, sharper, because you feel more that yo...