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You're right,' said the corporal. 'It serves editors like that right. They only stir the people up. Last year when I was still only a lance-corporal I had an editor under me and he called me nothing else but a disaster for the army, but when I taught him unarmed drill and he sweated, he always used to say: Please respect the human being in me. But I gave him hell for his human being when the order was flat down and there were a lot of puddles in the barracks courtyard....As I said, he was always on about his human being and nothing else. Once when he was reflecting over a puddle in which he had to plop down when he did his flat down I said to him: When you're always talking about a human being even when you're in the mud remember that man was created out of the dust of the ground and it must have been O.K. for him.
Jaroslav Hašek