Janet Evanovich Quotes

Of course when you have a Bob dog everything is dog food.

Oh boy, Lula said when she saw me. Think we got a good story walking in the door, here. What’s with the handcuff? I thought it would look good with the cheese balls in my hair. You know, dress up the...

Okay, I know he was captain of the football team and he could bake a cake—that didn’t mean I was ready to suck his finger. I was picky about what I put in my mouth. I’ll wait, I told him. Wouldn’t wan...

Okay, but who knows what happens at night? They could come alive like the zombies. I turned the corner and drove to my parents’ house. You need cake. Hell, yeah.

Okay, let’s try

Once again, the key to true happiness is lowered expectations.

One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. Hunh, Rangeman guy said. Yeah, I said. Been th...

Powder blue is a sissy color.

Ramos drank a shot, then he lit up and dragged the smoke deep into his lungs. 'Ahh, he said on the exhale. Sometimes I envy people who smoke. They always look so happy when they suck in that first lun...

Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night, I said.Ranger smiled. I didn't want to miss seeing you chained...

Ranger is one of the few civilians in Trenton with a permit to carry concealed. He owns office buildings in Boston, has a daughter in Florida by a failed marriage, has worked worldwide as a mercenary,...

Ranger smiled. There are times when I seriously consider marrying you, but then I get yet another black mark on my path to enlightenment and forgiveness and I scratch marriage off my bucket list.

Ranger took his SEALs hat off and put it on me, tucking my hair behind my ears, letting his hands linger a moment too long. You have to believe in what you’re doing. That could be a problem. And Range...

Ranger was in his usual black—a perfectly tailored black suit, and a black dress shirt open at the neck. The Glock at the small of his back was also black. Ranger’s body is perfect. His hair is very d...

Ranger was slouched on the couch, watching a ball game. Bob was beside him, his big shaggy orange Bob head resting on Ranger’s leg.

Ranger was the second biggest complication in my life, and now that Morelli was out of the picture, I supposed Ranger was elevated to numero uno. He’s close to six foot, one way or the other, is Latin...

Ranger’s gonna hate this, Tank said. Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.

Riley decided the man was physically a ten, but intellectually he was a certifiable fruit basket.

Riley had been in the interrogation room for six hours. For most people, this would have been a terrible hardship. Even a few weeks ago, Riley herself would have seen it as a nightmare. Now she just t...

Riley reminded herself that she was a professional, and stabbing Emerson with her nail file wouldn’t be appropriate.