I’m going out for muffins. Give me five minutes to get my shoes on. I don’t have five minutes, I said. I have things to do. I’ve got the panic button. I’ll be fine. I’ll bring a muffin back for you. W...
I’ll have Ella order some Rangeman shirts for you. If you decide to go back to Vinnie you can keep the shirts. Ranger almost smiled. I like the idea of you wearing my name on your breast.
It’s good to have a Ranger, Lula said. He’s like a personal Spidey.
It's fucking hard to be classy
It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.
It would be difficult to tell, Wulf said. I've always been a romantic. I've seen Casablanca twice, and I sat through the entire ordeal of Titanic.Didn't you enjoy Titanic?I was relieved when the ship...
It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don’t say it out loud.
In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.
If Lula was a pastry she’d be a big chocolate cupcake with a lot of frosting. I’d be more of a croissant with a ponytail.
I'm a firm believer in denial. My reasoning is why deal with unpleasantness today when you could get hit by a bus tomorrow. And if you procrastinate long enough, maybe the issue will go away.
I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.
I won’t have to look for a parking place. Tank’s picking me up. You’re working with a guy named Tank? He’s big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank....
I woke up completely entangled with Ranger.
I wasn’t much good with a gun, but I was bitchin’ with an aerosol can.
I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look, Morelli said. It...
I wanted to marry Aladdin so I'd get to fly on his magic carpet. So you can see that we were coming from different places.
I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset.Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.
I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.
I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I'm right up there at the top of the line when it comes to resiliency.