Sally put his gun back in his pants. Guess I flunked the estrogen test.We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what Lula and I were thinking.I thought that bulge was your dingdong,Grandma said.J...
Say what? There's no 'and he got naked and waved his magic wand?''Nope,' Connie said. 'No magic wand. She didn't get to see the wand.''Well, you know he got one,' Lula said. 'How come he didn't wave i...
She was looking for
She’d expected Emerson Knight to look like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
Shit for brains, Leo’s father said. That’s what you got … shit for brains.
Sliced off like a chicken neck and stuck with a hatpin. Reminded me of my husband. Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. You talking about size? Was your man’s part that big? Heck no, Grandma said...
So all you have to do is get in touch with Spider-Man?
So it was okay with Tank that you bought the ring? Tank got a real important job, Lula said. He don’t necessarily have time to go shopping for shit like this. Does he know he’s engaged? Of course he k...
Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.
Something’s going down, I said to Morelli. All the players are here. Maybe we should call the police. I’m the police.
Sometimes when a plan is right, everything else, all the things you can’t control, falls into place just the way it should.
Sounds to me like you're talkin' about the wrong things. Why don't you talk about other things? Like you could make a list of things you won't fight over and then you only talk about those things.
Stand back. I'm going to give the eye.'Grandma pulled a .45 long barrel out of her black patent leather purse and pointed it at Bella. 'You put your finger to your eye and I'll put a hole in your head...
Stealing equipment from a small-town fire station is such an easy, petty crime, Nick said. It feels anticlimactic after starting the day in New York selling three stolen Rembrandts and outwitting the...
Stroll around and look sexy, ask annoying questions, in general get on everyone's nerves. All those things that come naturally to you.
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.
That was close,he said, helping himself to coffee.Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli.I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about us.That too, I said.Ranger sliced a bagel and looked f...
That’s how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they’re lookin’ to find poloponies.
That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-u...
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger.Want a private party? she asked. Not tonight, Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left.What...
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