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Sally put his gun back in his pants. Guess I flunked the estrogen test.We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what Lula and I were thinking.I thought that bulge was your dingdong,Grandma said.Jesus, Sally said, who do you think I am, Thunder the Wonder Horse? My gun wouldn't fit in my purse.You need to get a smaller gun, Lula said. Ruins your lines with that big old Glock in your drawers.

Janet Evanovich

Sally put his gun back in his pants. Guess I flunked the estrogen test.We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what Lula and I were thinking.I thought that bulge was your dingdong,Grandma said.Jesus, Sally said, who do you think I am, Thunder the Wonder Horse? My gun wouldn't fit in my purse.You need to get a smaller gun, Lula said. Ruins your lines with that big old Glock in your drawers.

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