One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. Hunh, Rangeman guy said. Yeah, I said. Been th...
Once again, the key to true happiness is lowered expectations.
Okay, but who knows what happens at night? They could come alive like the zombies. I turned the corner and drove to my parents’ house. You need cake. Hell, yeah.
Not that I've noticed. She looked down at my gun. What a nice Glock. My sister carries a Glock, and she just loves it. I was thinking about trading in my .45, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. My...
No way, she said. The lid was already up. Did you stick the dead guy with a pin to make sure he was dead? I didn’t do that either. And I only did that once,
Nice to see a pretty girl stopping by, even if it is just business. And look at you with all that curly red hair and big brown eyes. And you got a nose that’s cute as a button. I bet you work out too.
My son never eats baloney. He says the stuff in baloney will kill you. I say when? I’ve got cataracts, high blood pressure, enlarged prostate, skin cancer, hemorrhoids, an artificial hip, false teeth,...
My mother is a good Christian woman who would never refuse someone a seat at her table, but I knew this was a nightmare for her. With Lula and Grandma at the table together, it’s much more likely that...
My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn’t for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn.
Men! I said. You all a bunch of chauvinist moronsStephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones
Men!At least we don't fake it.Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us there in time for dessert. You should be thanking me.Morelli's mouth was open sl...
Mary Lou et moi, on est amies depuis qu’on est toutes petites. J’étais le boute-en-train de service, et elle, le cancre de la classe. « Cancre » n’est peut-être pas le mot juste. Disons que ses object...
Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. You talking about size? Was your man’s part that big? Heck no, Grandma said. His part was that dead.
Lennie Smullenski and Anthony Zuck bake the goodies in the back room in big steel ovens and troughs of hot oil. Clouds of flour and sugar sift onto table surfaces and slip under foot. And lard is tran...
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.
I’ve been under a lot of stress lately. You know what I do when I got stress? Lula said. I go shoe shopping. I knit, Connie said. Get out! Lula said. I never knew you knit stuff. I don’t knit stuff, C...
I’m telling you, it’s fucking hard to be classy, she said. T
I’m seventy-six years old. You think they’re gonna send some seventy-six-year-old guy to prison because he flashed his stuff around? I sincerely hoped so.
I’m on my way, Ranger said. I’m about ten minutes from Quaker Bridge. I’ll call when I have her.
I’m going to run you down, back over you, and then I’m going to get out and shock you with my stun gun until your hair catches fire.