Janet Evanovich Quotes

I didn’t do anything with him. He wanted a date for tonight. Holy crap, Lula said. And? Connie said. And I had a restless night thinking about it, I told them. I bet, Lula said. If it was me I would h...

I don't know what to think of the coffin story. You have any more information on these coffins? Where they were originally purchased? What they look like? They're made of wood. About six foot long...I...

I don't mean to be critical of the Trenton police, I said, but wouldn't you think someone could catch this goddamn rabbit? He's riding around, handing out photos.

I don't think I'm especially homophobic, but I draw the line at Batman.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

I don't want a new man.I'll be dead someday, my mother said. And then what? You'll wish you had someone.I have a hamster.

I don’t exactly date, but I sort of have a boyfriend. What does sort of mean? It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don’t say it out loud.

I don’t feel comfortable with that, Emerson said. I’m not actually a gun person. Guns don’t kill people, Rollo said. Pontiac GTOs being pushed off mountains kill people.

I don’t have a car. How am I going to get around? Taxi. Skateboard. Drone pickup. Figure it out!

I don’t know what this country’s coming to when an old lady can’t keep a gun in her purse.

I don’t think there’s a degree in protesting. There’s a lot to learn, Lula said. You gotta know about making signs and holding them up in the right fashion. And there’s ways to be obnoxious and provok...

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. Killing is wrong. We kill chickens, Mr. Wexler said. We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.It was hard to argue with...

I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

I had dinner at your parents' house three days ago and once a week is my limit. Joe to Stephanie.

I have bad car juju.-Stephanie Plum

I heaved a large sigh of resignation and pushed off on my three-mile route, mapped out with great care to avoid hills and bakeries.

I hope I'm not intruding,' Morelli said. 'I know you weren't expecting company.'This is the opening statement that will get you into any burg house. No housewife worth her salt will ever admit to havi...

I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. Yo, Ranger said when he answered. Small problem. No kidding. Your car just went off the screen. It sort of burned up. Silence. And you know that keypad you...

I like my nuts, Mooner said. I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.