Janet Evanovich Quotes

Hey. I know dirty.Vinnie

He’d wait. I turned to go into the house and he pulled me back. His hands slid under my shirt and my breath caught. The wire,

He’s the Wizard because he’s magic. He mysteriously passes through locked doors. He seems to read minds. He’s able to refuse dessert. And he can give me a hot flash with the touch of a fingertip.

His hands still held the windbreaker, his knuckles resting lightly on my breasts. An act of intimate possession more than of sexual aggression.

Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.

How did you know I was out with Bob? What are you, psychic? Nothing that exotic. I called, and your grandma told me you were walking the dog. Gee, that’s disappointing. Next thing you’ll be telling me...

How we explain coincidences depends on how we see the world. Is everything connected or do things merely co-occur? It’s all in how you think.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

Hunh, Lula said. You sure got a stick up your ass. When did you get so play-by-the-book? I’ve always been play-by-the-book. You’re the one who doesn’t play by the book. Well, I knew it was one of us.

I OPENED THE front door to Morelli’s house and Bob

I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll kee...

I bet, Lula said. If it was me I would have been burning out the motor on my intimate appliances.

I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table

I can give you a better 'and then', Ranger said.

I carted the basket into my bedroom, set it on the floor, and my cell phone rang.'Bitch,' Joyce Barnhardt said when I answered.'Do you have a problem?''You poisoned me.''I don't know what you're talki...

I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. Hey, Cupcake. That was it. That was the whole message. The second was from Ranger. Yo. Ranger made Joe look like a chatterbox.

I checked my pocketbook to make sure I had the essentials... beeper, tissues, hair spray, flashlight, cuffs, lipstick, gun with bullets, recharged cell phone, recharged stun gun, hairbrush, gum, peppe...

I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire.

I could use some lunch. Do you have any money? No, Lula said. Do you? No. There’s only one thing to do then. Senior buffet. Ten minutes later, I pulled into the Costco parking lot.

I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.