Janet Evanovich Quotes

I like the way you've let your hair go curly, he finally said. Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum

I liked you better when you had vordo. You’re not suggesting we do it in this tiny closet with two men watching television in the next room, are you? It’d be limiting, Ranger said, but at least you wo...

I looked down at my bloody shirt and jeans. My face hurts all over, I said to Ranger. Where’s all the blood coming from? You’re getting a bruise on your cheek. You have a small cut on your lower lip....

I looked over at him. Is that a proposal?There was total silence for a couple beats. I'm not sure. It just popped out.Let me know when you're sure.Would you say yes? Morelli asked.I'm not sure.

I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I'm right up there at the top of the line when it comes to resiliency.

I ran through the store gathering together some basic foods. Bread, cheese, Tastykakes, peanut butter, cereal, milk, Tastykakes, eggs, frozen pizza, Tastykakes, orange juice, apples, lunch meat, and T...

I smell vampire -LulaYou're a Nut -StephineWell I smell something. -LulaMold. -StephineYeah. I smell moldy vampire -Lula

I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet. Hole in windsheild plus embeddedbullet in passenger seat. Bashed-in right rear q...

I understand why you do your job, my mother said to me. There’s a sense of accomplishment when you take down someone bad. It’s like being a police officer or being in the Army or being a mother. You h...

I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset.Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

I wanted to marry Aladdin so I'd get to fly on his magic carpet. So you can see that we were coming from different places.

I wanted to tell you I....uh, like you. Shit. I chickened out! What was it with me that I couldn't say the big L word? I am such a dope. Morelli sighed into the phone. You are such a dope.

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb.Morelli

I was listening to you the whole time. I didn’t trust you to hang on to the earbud, so I had a mini-microphone sewn into your shirt. It’s just under the rolled hem on the neckline. I glanced at it. I...

I was standing with my back to the door, and I saw Connie’s eyes go wide. Be still my heart, Lula said, looking past me, through the window to the sidewalk. I figured they were looking at either Johnn...

I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look, Morelli said. It...

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.

I woke up completely entangled with Ranger.

I would have graduated higher, but I flunked gravy.

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.