The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don’t really know what it’s about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decide it’s good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt. M...
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.
The mother and daughter whose roles had reversed—Grandma gladly relinquishing parental responsibility, my mother grimly accepting the task, struggling to find a place for an old woman who’d suddenly b...
The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.
The downside is my picture’s been all over the media and now my movement is limited. So I could use some help. Why don’t you just go blond? I’ve been blond. When I go blond I look like I should be sin...
The difference between adventure and adversity is attitude.
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger.Want a private party? she asked. Not tonight, Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left.What...
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.
Stroll around and look sexy, ask annoying questions, in general get on everyone's nerves. All those things that come naturally to you.
Stealing equipment from a small-town fire station is such an easy, petty crime, Nick said. It feels anticlimactic after starting the day in New York selling three stolen Rembrandts and outwitting the...
Stand back. I'm going to give the eye.'Grandma pulled a .45 long barrel out of her black patent leather purse and pointed it at Bella. 'You put your finger to your eye and I'll put a hole in your head...
Sounds to me like you're talkin' about the wrong things. Why don't you talk about other things? Like you could make a list of things you won't fight over and then you only talk about those things.
Say what? There's no 'and he got naked and waved his magic wand?''Nope,' Connie said. 'No magic wand. She didn't get to see the wand.''Well, you know he got one,' Lula said. 'How come he didn't wave i...
Sally put his gun back in his pants. Guess I flunked the estrogen test.We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what Lula and I were thinking.I thought that bulge was your dingdong,Grandma said.J...
Riley reminded herself that she was a professional, and stabbing Emerson with her nail file wouldn’t be appropriate.
Ranger’s gonna hate this, Tank said. Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.
Ranger was the second biggest complication in my life, and now that Morelli was out of the picture, I supposed Ranger was elevated to numero uno. He’s close to six foot, one way or the other, is Latin...
Ranger smiled. There are times when I seriously consider marrying you, but then I get yet another black mark on my path to enlightenment and forgiveness and I scratch marriage off my bucket list.
Ranger is one of the few civilians in Trenton with a permit to carry concealed. He owns office buildings in Boston, has a daughter in Florida by a failed marriage, has worked worldwide as a mercenary,...
Powder blue is a sissy color.