You’d really go all the way to Greece, and run a covert operation again, just so I can have the satisfaction of capturing Nick Fox? Sure, he said. We don’t get nearly enough quality father-daughter ti...
Your grandmother needs a ride to the viewing, and I’m holding you responsible if she shoots someone, gets arrested, or tries to take a selfie with the deceased.
You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid.Salvatore Sally Sweet
You're my bodyguard and lover.She shook her head. Just your bodyguard.He'll never believe I'm not sleeping with you.You aren't.Even I find that unbelievable, Nick said.
You underestimate me. I’m pretty fucking mean. Morelli grinned. You’re a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.
You sound like your mother. Sometimes she’s right. Truth is, she was almost always right. And my life would probably be improved if I listened to her more often.
You owe me! -StephanieWhy do I owe you? -JoeI caught your no good cousin. -StephanieYeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property. -Jo...
You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?The baptismal font?That’s it. They got it filled with holy w...
You have a lot of nerve pulling the gratitude card on me after all I’ve done for you.
You don’t look like a cop, I told him. All the other guys wear suits. I’ve been asked by the chief not to wear a suit. I look like a casino pit boss when I wear a suit. I don’t inspire trust.
You don't mind if I take a picture of this guy with my cell phone, do you? I need to prove he's dead.''Knock yourself out,' Morelli said. 'Last time an FTA of yours went dead you asked the EMTs to dri...
You come from a long line of scary women Ranger finally said.
Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my...
Who else’s wife did you sleep with? Lula asked. Recently? Lula turned to me. And we’re supposed to be keeping him from getting a rocket up his butt why?
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.
We're not going to die. You're with me kiddo and it just happens I know a few survival skills. Oh yeah right. Like carrying your Visa Gold in case the restaurant doesn't accept American Express.
We need some french fries to celebrate with, Lula said after I bought the dress.My treat.I can’t have french fries. Another ounce and I won’t get into the dress.French fries are a vegetable, Lula said...
We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven.
We could track down a gang guy wanted for armed robbery and assault. That sounds like a lot of fun, but I might have to pass on account of I don’t want to die right now. We could visit some of Sunny’s...
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums, she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me...