Janet Evanovich Quotes

Probably went to get a pretzel

Probably

Problem was, I just didn’t know if I was ready for marriage. Marriage is scary stuff. You have to share a bathroom. What’s with that? And what about fantasies?

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my body temperature and heart rate long distance. Babe, he finally said. Do you know the slum apartm...

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

Ranger pulled onto the shoulder and reprogrammed the GPS system. Lucky for you, you look good in a T-shirt, Ranger said. Lucky for you I don’t have a gun on me. Ranger turned to me. His voice was low...

Ranger slung an arm around my shoulders and kissed me on the top of my head. Someday I need to talk to you about car care. I know about car care. I kept a case of motor oil in the back. That’s my girl...

Ranger was probably riding the wind, looking for the guy. And any well-adjusted person would walk away and let Ranger do his thing. Unfortunately, I wasn’t that well adjusted.

Shirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra said. She hates when I get shot. To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his g...

So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back.

Sorry about Bender, Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were all set to bring Bender in, and he died. Bang. Dead as a doorknob.Better...

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically.

That might work, I said. I'm good at faking it.This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of us.You didn't mean... ? Morelli asked.No. Of course not.Never?Maybe once.His eyes narr...

The ballroom was empty of people but filled with round tables and chairs. It was set for a wedding party. White tablecloths with huge pink bows and pink and white artificial flower centerpieces, a two...

The clock on the dash told me I was seven minutes late, and the urge to scream told me I was home.

The lights were low, and Ranger was naked and lounging on the bed, waiting for me to return. I did a slow scan of his perfect body.

There's been an accident. I had Mr. Loosey on the table, and I was gonna get him dressed, and then I had to go fix the thermostat, and when I got back to Mr. Loosey, I noticed he was missing his..um,...

There’s no tab. And there’s no price for what we give each other. Not ever. Not financial. Not emotional. I have to get back to work.

This is why I’m not married, Ranger said. Women ask questions. Unh! I said, smacking my forehead with the heel of my hand. That’s not why you’re not married. You’re not married because you’re … imposs...