Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
Isn't it strange how wise counsel can cool the hottest head? He made sense but my heart screamed protest.
The benefits of forgiveness are limitless.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Four minutes of eye contact brings people closer to each other better than everything else.
My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.
Happy girls are the prettiest
I don't build in order to have clients. I have clients in order to build.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.