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Janet Evanovich Quote

I was in no rush to get back to the funeral parlor, so I called Ranger again. Hi, I said to his answering service. It’s me. Things are looking up. Your wife is tailing me, but she hasn’t shot at me yet today, so that’s a good thing, right? And you need to answer your damn phone calls.

Janet Evanovich

I was in no rush to get back to the funeral parlor, so I called Ranger again. Hi, I said to his answering service. It’s me. Things are looking up. Your wife is tailing me, but she hasn’t shot at me yet today, so that’s a good thing, right? And you need to answer your damn phone calls.

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